I guess I was only boring because I wanted you to myself, instead of going out constantly.
I guess they’ll never be tie dyed.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese