This is how the conversation will go Saturday, bet money.
- Family: So who are you dating this week?
- Me: His name is Jay.
- Family: What flavor is he?
- Me: Chocolate.
- Mom's Family: OH GOD, WHERE HAVE WE GONE WRONG???? OH NOOOO.
- Dad's Family: Cool.
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- Brother: Do you know any dealers?
- Me: Yupp, do I need to call them?
- Brother: Ehhh, will they bring it to us?
- Me: The fuck kinda question is that? YOU want it, YOU go get it lazy bitch.
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